[GOD ON HIGH] I $#!%ING H4TE [OLAF THE SNOWMAN] SO $#!%ING MUCH [HOLY] $!$!. [HOLY] $!$!, EVERY [mahogany frame] He'S IN, EVERY [Scene-it], EVERY [.GIF], EVERY [.JPEG], HE;S GOT THIS [PAINFULLY] [Vacancy!], STUPID AS $!$!, $#!%@$$ LOOK ON HIS STUPID [lumpy,] FACE. [absolutely guaranteed] NO PART OF HIS [UGLY AS SIN] [peace] OF $!$! CHARACTER DESIGN IS [endeering]. HIS STUPID $#!%ING LEGS? WHO THE [HELL] MAKES A [snowman come to life!] WITH LEGS. HIS [[DUMB]] [[FLAILY]] $#!%ING [tree twig?] ARMS? HIS $!$!&#, [Lovely lady lumps] BASARD HEAD? THE 300% UNNECESSARY DUMB@$$ $!$!@$$ $#!%ING SNOW [5 BUCKS] [tooth] THAT NO SNOWMAN HAS EVER $#!%ING HAD IN THE [History Channel] OF [GOD'S GREEN] $#!%ING EARTH? [GOD], I HATE HIM. I HATE HIM SO MUCH. SO $#!%ING MUCH. EVERY [Limited time offer] I SEE A [stuffed toy] [OLAF] OR AN [OLAF] [.GIF] OR A $!$!&# GODDAMN [[COMMERCIAL]] [[COMMERCIAL]], IT [ignite your] MY [[PRIMAL RAGE]] RESPONSE AND I”M OVERCOME BY THE [NEED] TO [[FOOTBALL PUNT]] THIS $!$!&# LITTLE [HOMUNCULUS] INTO THE $#!%ING SUN. [[BHURR BLUR, I'M OLAF THE $#!%$!$! SNOW $#!%ER, I LIKE WARM HUGS]]. [$#!% YOU]. [$#!% YOU] [$#!% YOU] [$#!% YOU] [$#!% YOU] [$#!% YOU]. YOU LOOK LIKE [tow mater] SUMMONED A [Hyperlink Blocked]. YOU”RE DUMB $#!%ING [Turtwig] HAIR MAKES YOUR [hole] $!$!&# HEAD LOOK LIKE A [hairy skin tag?]. I HATE YOUR DUMB $#!%ING LUMPY [karat] NOSE AND YOUR [[STUPIT]], EMPTY [GOOGLY EYES] AND YOUR [OVER-THE-TOP] [A Goofy Movie] @$$ UPBEAT @$$ [HOLE] PERSONALITY. ANY [scenecore] He'S SAD IT INVOKES ALL THE [[WRATH AND FURY]] OF A [spoiled child] HAVING A [core meltdown] OVER A CHOCOLATE BAR IN A [W*LMART CHECKOUT LINE]. AND I KNOW IT;S IRRATIONAL. THAT:S THE WORST PART. I KNOW HE'S JUST A $!$!&# $#!%ING [side dish] IN A STUPID $#!%ING [CHILDREN'S MOVIE], I KNOW IT DOESn'T MATTER, I KNOW I SHOULDN”T CARE. BUT THAT’S PART OF THE [problem keeping kids out?]. THE PART WHERE NO MATTER THE [MIGHT AND FURY] OF MY [[HATRED]], THE [locust] OF MY [HOMICIDAL INTENT] IS ALLTOGETHER [INCONSEQUENTIAL]. I FIND MYSELF [lyeing awake] IN THE DARK [in the early hours of the morning] [[CONS UME D]] BY THE [SOUL] OF WRATH ITSELF, ALL THE [FORCE AND MIGHT] OF A [FLAMING] [Sharknado] DIRECTED AT A BOTTLE OF [%&@] IN A [ditch by the highway]. THE ABSURDITY OF IT ALL [It Burns!] ME TO MY [CORE]. WHAT BETTER THINGS COULD THIS [magical energy] BE DIRECTED TOWARDS? AND YET MY [disdain] FOR THIS [stupid], [useless], [insubstantial] FAILURE OF ENDEERING CHARACTER DESIGN UTTERLY [eclipse of the heart] THE INTRIGUE OF ALL OTHER [Trivial Pursuit]. I HATE HIM. I HATE HIM ON A LEVEL OF MY MIND [Currently Reserved for] THE WORST OF THE WORLD'S ARRAY OF [SINNERS], AND I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO [justice]-IFY IT. $!$!STICK THE SNOW [Dill Pickle] IS, [for all intents and purposes], THE [fully animated] CORPSE OF ALL OF [HUMAN]-TITTY'S [saccharino] PRETENSES. EVERY CONDESCENDING. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE. STATEMENT OF MEANINGLESS [BIG SHOT] [Luxury class suburban sedan] DRAMA DISTILLED INTO A SINGLE, HATE4BLE FORM. THE $#!%ING. $#!%. I HAVE NO WORDS. THERE 1S NO [curse word] OR EPITHET IN ANY LANGUAGE THAT CAN [encapsulate] THE HEIGHT OF THE [so many emotions] I AM EXP3RIENCING. GOD, I HATE HIM SO MUCH. I HATE HIM SO, SO $#!%ING MUCH. I WANT TO [light it up] HIS UGLY LITTLE [dumpster] BODY ON FIRE. I WANT TO [Graphics Interchange Format] [Beat ‘em up!] TO [death] WITH HIS OWN STUPID $#!%ING N0SE. I WANT TO PUNCH HIM TO [[DEATH]]. YOU KNOW THAT WIERD FEELING YOU GET, WHEN YOU SEE A [.PNG] OF SOM3THING SO CUTE YOU FIND YOURSELF OVERCOME WITH THE [BIZZARE], INEXPLICABLE URGE TO [Squeeze it!]? IT'S EX4CTLY LIKE THAT. EXCEPT INSTEAD OF [so cute!] IT”S DISGUST. THE WORD LESS [knowledge of the world!] THAT HIS EXISTENCE AS A FICTIONAL WORK IS [detective’s evidence] OF ALL THE FA1LURES OF MANKIND. I FIND MYSELF [possessed] BY THE WILL OF A [holy angel] GONE ROGUE WITH THE BELIEF THAT [God] HAS MADE A MISTAKE, AND I ALONE MUST CORRECT IT. THIS IS THE [Trials and Tribulations] BY WHICH [Samael] HIMS3LF FELL FROM GRACE. THIS WILD, ME4NINGLESS RAGE. A [$1000] BLADES OF [shining armor] STEEL CAST WITH [Unhuman] F0RCE IN THE DIRECTION OF A [plastic grocery bag] FLOAT1NG ON A BREEZE. WHAT HORRORS MUST I H4VE [Commit to it!] IN A PAST [life line] TO BE PLAGUED BY THIS TORMENT NOW? I MUST [[unmake]] THIS FICTIONAL SNOWMAN