DUE TO [Didn't see that coming!] LAWSUITS, THE SALE OF CUNGADEROS ARE CURRENTLY [Hung out to dry]
AS AN APOLOGY, WE [ME] HAVE DECIDED TO [appease] CUSTOMERS WITH A [FREE!] HATCHED [PIPIS]! TWO [TYPES FOR YOU TO CHOOSE]! WE HAVE [SHIMEJI] AND [FLELE].